LifeOfChance@lemmy.world to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 8 months agoGot a brand new shopping cart at Walmartlemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1341arrow-down151file-text
arrow-up1290arrow-down1imageGot a brand new shopping cart at Walmartlemmy.worldLifeOfChance@lemmy.world to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square55fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAquaTofana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·8 months agoOPs reaction is how I envision my parents reacted to my birth: “Oh she’s so shiny and new and still has the packaging on! She’s so smooth and quiet!” Little did they know the busted, loud, dirty ho I would one day become.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoMy parents would say: “oh, you were so cute. [pause] What happened?”
minus-squareAquaTofana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-28 months agoPsh, Imma say you grew up to be even cuter!
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months ago<3 Very kind for someone who never met or even saw me. :)
OPs reaction is how I envision my parents reacted to my birth:
“Oh she’s so shiny and new and still has the packaging on! She’s so smooth and quiet!”
Little did they know the busted, loud, dirty ho I would one day become.
My parents would say: “oh, you were so cute. [pause] What happened?”
Psh, Imma say you grew up to be even cuter!
<3
Very kind for someone who never met or even saw me. :)