• RegalPotoo@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure

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      8 months ago

      “Mushroom cellar! I am going into battle and need your strongest mushrooms.”

      “…”

      “I am talking to a dark room. Perhaps I already took strong enough mushrooms.”