DeadNinja@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoPastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cashwww.ladbible.comexternal-linkmessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1386arrow-down16
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minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·8 months agoWho’d have known an all-knowing, all-powerful, totally unlimited god would be limited by insufficient funds?
minus-squareagent_flounder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 months agoAir fare is expensive, ok??
minus-squarecaptain_oni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 months agoCould god create an airline so expensive, not even him could afford it?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoI feel like, this is why some crackhead came up with the 3 persons in 1 thingy. “He’s fully god, just broke as fuck.”
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoGod invented gold, right? Why does he need more?
minus-squareemergencyfood@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoHe gave his gnosis to the Tsaritsa.
Who’d have known an all-knowing, all-powerful, totally unlimited god would be limited by insufficient funds?
Air fare is expensive, ok??
Could god create an airline so expensive, not even him could afford it?
I feel like, this is why some crackhead came up with the 3 persons in 1 thingy.
“He’s fully god, just broke as fuck.”
God invented gold, right? Why does he need more?
He gave his gnosis to the Tsaritsa.