• the post of tom joad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    241·
    8 months ago

    ok :)

    Human: I eat bad fruit

    yeast n shit in the fruit: nooo what are you doing we’re already eating this!

    Human: taste bad!

    Yeast n shit: Ya bro that is like literally our shit n waste

    Human: ooh i feel funny n good!

    Yeast n shit: are you listening to me?

    Human: haha fun! grabs another rotten peach

    Yeast:…

    • variants@possumpat.ioEnglish
      14·
      8 months ago

      Human: this yeast shit is so good we should put yeast in our grape juice, potatoes, barbecue sauce and boil all the water out of it

      Government: oh no you don’t, not unless you pay us money to do that

      Human: but I’m not selling it

      Government: M O N E Y!