🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months agoAnon wants parenting advicesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1582arrow-down113
arrow-up1569arrow-down1imageAnon wants parenting advicesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-squarerynzcycle@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up34·8 months agoYup, you don’t need poison. Just sprinkle some miniaturized union pamphlets on the infestation and the colony will collapse in few weeks. Of course you risk a new infestation of ants with free time, safety regulations, and disposable income.
minus-squareimPastaSyndrome@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 months agoI think you just knocked out 80% of sales people who read ants with disposable income when the blood ran to their junk so fast they blacked out
Yup, you don’t need poison. Just sprinkle some miniaturized union pamphlets on the infestation and the colony will collapse in few weeks. Of course you risk a new infestation of ants with free time, safety regulations, and disposable income.
I think you just knocked out 80% of sales people who read ants with disposable income when the blood ran to their junk so fast they blacked out