• Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Oh great Oracle. I have sold all my possessions and traveled for weeks for your guidance. How can I get over the loss of my wife and children?

    Oracle: *dabs then Naruto runs around the room*

    • Che Banana
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      9 months ago

      O Oracle, why has there been a blight on my crops every year?

      Oacle: “Dicks out for Harambe”