Tony Hawk: I’d like to turn myself in for murder.
Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk: Yes.
Cop: If you’re Tony Hawk where’s your skateboard?
Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster
Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk
(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-01-23)
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Tony Hawk is definitely too old to be Tony Hawk.
Cop’s partner entering the room: Hey, anyone ever tell you that you kinda look like Tony Hawk? Huh, I wonder what he’s up to nowadays.
That’s a very Tony Hawk post.
hey Tony hawk, watch me do a kickflip https://youtu.be/ob0dI05Xz8s?si=AC5-5qy3FjzNfmdr
Okay, fine, I’m the ghost of John McAfee.
You can tell this is low quality because Tony Hawk was recognized and didn’t have to tell the cop who he was.
