I call Comrade Bailey “snugglywumps” sometimes so I like to sing:

Here comes snugglywumps Here comes snugglywumps Right down snugglywumps lane

Still working on that one but today this banger just dropped:

Snuggly Bailey, snuggly snuggly Bailey The French are colonizers, wee wee wee

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    9 months ago

    The most common one is for both the dogs together:

    These are specials, these are mommy’s boys

    That’s why she feeds them lots of treats

    And gives them lots of toys

    But my favorite one is for the golden, who is a sweet, giant, nasty bogdog who loves to pretend he is still a smol bebe who needs help onto the bed:

    Kiertings is so tiny…

    No he not

    He made of potatoes

    And he weigh a lot

    Kiertings is so shiny…

    No he not

    His coat made of burrs & mud

    And he smell like rot