• DrWeevilJammer
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    9 months ago

    Wizard: I’m too drunk to walk…or fly…

    Bard: I’ve got it. Rubs a small jello cube with a cloth

    DM: A slightly moist skateboard appears.

    Party: What the hell is that?

    DM: That’s what happens when you gleam the cube.