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minus-squarejkrtnlinkfedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down1·11 months agoTired of honoring your contracts? Simply purchase a different company and hide behind their name.
minus-squareFermion@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·11 months agoOr in the case of Comcast or Facebook, just rebrand without having to buy another company.
minus-squareRefurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up31·11 months agoOr if you’re Google, create another company under a different name, split yourself up, then buy everything under that new umbrella (Alphabet). That’ll keep the antitrust enforcers at bay…
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoAlso change your Don’t Be Evil motto, so your investors know that you decided money is more important than ethics.
Tired of honoring your contracts? Simply purchase a different company and hide behind their name.
Or in the case of Comcast or Facebook, just rebrand without having to buy another company.
Or if you’re Google, create another company under a different name, split yourself up, then buy everything under that new umbrella (Alphabet). That’ll keep the antitrust enforcers at bay…
Also change your Don’t Be Evil motto, so your investors know that you decided money is more important than ethics.