• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      9 months ago

      “Yesterday, a guy came up to me - big - very big with muscles everywhere and he said ‘Mr. President Trump, sir - you look young. So young! I can’t believe it.’ I feel young. Excellent genes so maybe 50. Could be 40? And look at other people. Biden - freeze guy. Big time freeze guy. Can’t even say ‘beer’. I can say it. ‘Beer.’ And Mitch - another freeze guy.” For about five seconds Trump does a frozen Mitch impression. “But he did do what I want on the border so his brain is working on that in a good way. But Trump - never freeze. Always never freeze…”

    • jabrd [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      9 months ago

      Right but this dude needs to win an election. It’s baffling that the Dems are choosing to run him a second time rather than have him bow out for his clear senility. Is there really no one in charge there and it’s just Biden walking into walls while a sea of lanyard-dick politicos follow him around?