• Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    I always love these bits about humans being garbage animals that just walks our prey to death like a bunch of assholes.

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      11 months ago

      Here’s another one: humans are some of the only animals (even among primates) that can throw things, not just toss things around.

      In other words, humans are cowardly pokers who aren’t even willing to take on DPS enemies with honor

      • Carlos Solís@communities.azkware.net
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        11 months ago

        And in a game where ranged attacks are practically non-existent, save for a few ones able to spit venom or water under highly specific circumstances, the ability to just throw a rock and damage you while being out of harm’s way makes the Homo Sapiens play literally a different game.

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        11 months ago

        We should even the scales by teaching squirrels how to use guns.

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        “How’s a guy supposed to have any honor if he won’t even stab you in the back‽‽”

        • The Captain “Little Kitten” General of The Adeptus Custodes