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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoWhy does he poop purple?
minus-squareCustardFist@feddit.nlOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoBoring answer: purple blood cells. Who can come up with a funnier answer? …………….
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoAlso how does an alien with no nipples instantly understand the concept of milk but not cheese?
minus-squareCustardFist@feddit.nlOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoYou’re full of questions today, huh? Well, frankly, I don’t know where this species gets their milk from. Maybe from small patches in their armpits. 🤷♂️ Not knowing about cheese is excusable in this case, because the alien clearly hasn’t got a dick, so no dick cheese. ☝️😲
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Why does he poop purple?
Boring answer: purple blood cells.
Who can come up with a funnier answer? …………….
Also how does an alien with no nipples instantly understand the concept of milk but not cheese?
You’re full of questions today, huh?
Well, frankly, I don’t know where this species gets their milk from. Maybe from small patches in their armpits. 🤷♂️
Not knowing about cheese is excusable in this case, because the alien clearly hasn’t got a dick, so no dick cheese. ☝️😲