I can feel the slip and fall all the way down.
Anyone else remember that bit from that eddie Murphy special about hit aunt falling down the stairs?
You mean Aunt Bunny?
She can’t walk down a flight of stairs…
But I bet she can climb the fuck out of a tree!
I haven’t heard that routine in 20 years at least, but I listened to that cassette tape for months on end.
I broke my back just looking at it.
Hi. My name is Joe. And I work in a button factory.
You know, for the last 15 years until now I always thought that song went butter factory, not button factory
I’ve got a wife. And three kids.
One day my boss comes up to me and says,
“Joe, are you busy?” I said “no”.
Looks like Grandma spilled her cookie tin.
I know you’re not supposed to take anything when you’re doing urbex, but I’d be extremely tempted to take some buttons
I thought you were talking about drugs for a second.
urbex = urban exploring and buttons = actual fucking buttons, for anyone else who is initially confused.
speaking of drugs that place is trippy as hell
Wait, wtf is a button, drug wise?
I’m gonna guess either acid or shrooms. I like the latter because Button Mushroom.
(I know: it’s actual buttons. But I’m playing along)
Peyote buttons
Now imagine if that was a Lego factory … you’d NEED safety shoes with steel soles for that.
Very cute.
