Holy shit, this is fanfiction at its best/worst. I don’t know what I find more hilarious… Tarkin- the dude who coldly ordered the destruction of an entire planet- having a clandestine affair, showing his sweet loving nature; or that people have even made up backstories for whoever prepared the freaking needle that was used in Leia’s interrogation.
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Why’d you call him that?
I’m guessing he was never at his post when they needed him.
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Bro, you’re out here calling coworkers “drones” and acting like they’re in the wrong for not liking it.
Wait wait till you hear how he came up with a nickname for the HR rep, Ass-Stick Sally.
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look at it from the point of view from someone who doesn’t know Star wars much at all. It sounds like a license plate lmao
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It’s a pretty good nickname. I’d’ve appreciated it.
But does he copy?
I used to think that was funny. I still do, but I used to too.
He did not copy.
I miss Mitch. Thanks for the callback.
Holy shit, this is fanfiction at its best/worst. I don’t know what I find more hilarious… Tarkin- the dude who coldly ordered the destruction of an entire planet- having a clandestine affair, showing his sweet loving nature; or that people have even made up backstories for whoever prepared the freaking needle that was used in Leia’s interrogation.