The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months agoThe tribulations of Tony Pizzastartrek.websiteimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1608arrow-down117
arrow-up1591arrow-down1imageThe tribulations of Tony Pizzastartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-squarespongebue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·9 months agoI call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is (“what’s the word, little bird?”)
minus-squareAviandelight @mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·9 months agoDoes she respond “how now brown cow?”
minus-squareFat Tony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·edit-29 months agoI’m thinking more like: “I want a divorce, charley horse.”
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·9 months ago“Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass.”
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 months agoI’m gonna eat you out, my little trout.
minus-squarehansl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·9 months agoBird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.
I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is (“what’s the word, little bird?”)
Does she respond “how now brown cow?”
I’m thinking more like: “I want a divorce, charley horse.”
“Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass.”
Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.
Oooh she’ll like that one!
I’m gonna eat you out, my little trout.
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Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.
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