I’ll start: I tried to move a bookshelf while drunk about 6 years ago and tore a tendon in my shoulder pretty damn good. It still bothers me sometimes if I move it wrong or sleep on it wrong.

  • NoneOfUrBusiness@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    but the ligament went to hell and my ankle is now only held together with chewing gum and hope.

    I strive to be this eloquent one day.