A lawyer for the Trumps slammed Judge Barbara S. Jones in a court filing Monday morning, vehemently denying Trump lied about a missing $48 million loan.
Now that the retired federal judge babysitting the Trump Organization has uncovered potential tax fraud at the company, the Trumps responded over the weekend by tasking their own accountant as a monitor that monitors the court monitor.
In an indignant court filing Monday morning, a lawyer for the Trumps for the first time launched an all-out attack on Judge Barbara S. Jones—calling her latest report on the family company an absolute lie, a cheap attempt to justify her government-mandated job, and a last-minute ploy to bolster the New York Attorney General’s bank fraud case that just wrapped up.
the Trumps responded over the weekend by tasking their own accountant as a monitor that monitors the court monitor.
“I’m going to have my own monitor! With blackjack and hookers!”
He tried blackjack already. Poor guy couldn’t figure out how to keep multiple casinos, an industry known for basically printing money, afloat. Truly baffling considering what a genius businessman he is.
Repurposing discredited monitors.
But that too might fail to convince the judge, because it came from Jason Flemmons, a CPA who lost credibility when testifying at the recent bank fraud trial. Justice Engoron tore into the accountant last month, noting how Flemmons had “inexplicably” contradicted himself several times and seemed willing to bend over backwards to appease the Trumps. Engoron was annoyed at how Flemmons kept providing cover for the Trump family, like when he asserted that basic accounting principles require that an asset’s present value reflect discounted future income—but refusing to admit the Trumps broke the rules when they failed to do that.
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Damn it! You beat me to it!
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I’m more sick of the millions of goddamned morons who want him to have any amount of power whatsoever.
What this fucker requires is a jail sentence.
Sick of this? Not me, this collapse is great
The more things he throws tantrums about, the bigger the change he will get a nice and friendly aneurism.
I hope he celebrates with a Big Mac feast and a nice lard milkshake
… and then promptly shits his pants, again.
At this point, Trump throwing tantrums is kinda just assumed. It’s hardly news…
Although I have to admit the move to monitor the monitor is hilarious.
“We’ll have our own monitor! With blackjack and hookers!”
Edit: damn it, someone already made this joke! I’m leaving it.
The answer to everything Trump ever says is ‘prove it’.
