I’m truly honored Maven, here is an axiom for you: He who don’t eat ass never got his ass properly eaten! I lost my v-card when I was 15 with a school classmate, we dated for dunno 6 months. She was my same age and obsessed with sex and cosmo magazines, she knew all the tricks, she was a really patient teacher and a really good ass eater. Unfortunately she was really possessive and we broke up in less than 6 months. She thought I would practice what she taught me on other girls or something, I was 14/15, I just wanted to stay up late playing Magic the Gathering with my other classmates without having a jealousy fit on the phone. So her worst fear came true, and now I’m out there, looking for asses to eat, so better cover with your tail like a scared dog or scram when you see me!

The only thing for me left to say is: them asses ain’t gonna eat themselves!!