• Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 months ago

    This feels like an ad for some kind of dog treat.

    For some reason I imagine it with a big heart and " They deserves only the best" written in big white letters at the top center of the image, but at the bottom, hidden with an unreadable tiny font, is also written : This product may contain traces of human and animal waste. It may also contains human meat, toxic chemicals/non digestable products such as plastic, Styrofoam,etc in small quantities. All in concordance with the LEGAL LIMITS set by the country laws. DoggyTreat&co™ is in no way reliable in any case of animal injury, sickness or death caused by consuming the product.

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      5 months ago

      He’s certainly looking chipper if he’s being powered by human meat, plastics and poop…unless his farts are so bad he’s about to break orbit

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        5 months ago

        People usually say their Dog farts smells like death so it checks out !

        The magical keywords is “Within LEGAL LIMITS”. I mean, even all chocolate contains crushed roachs “within LEGAL LIMITS” lol