Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months agoEvery goddamn timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1938arrow-down118
arrow-up1920arrow-down1imageEvery goddamn timesh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squareMonkderZweite@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-210 months agoDon’t forget the green font.
minus-squaredan@upvote.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoand it has to scroll so fast that nobody can read it.
minus-squaremerc@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoBut, make sure that if you pause it, it’s part of the Linux kernel source – the most hacker-seeming stuff out there.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoWith blue lettering projected onto your face, even though it doesn’t match what is on the monitor in front of you.
Don’t forget the green font.
and it has to scroll so fast that nobody can read it.
But, make sure that if you pause it, it’s part of the Linux kernel source – the most hacker-seeming stuff out there.
With blue lettering projected onto your face, even though it doesn’t match what is on the monitor in front of you.