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I’ve known I’ve been bacon since a very young age.
How long have you known?
I think deep down, I’ve always known I’m lettuce.
I’ve known I was guacamole since I had a crush on Joey Tribbiani when I was 4.
I’m then a Cheese Iceberg Sandwich. Either way, now I’m getting hungry.
I don’t trust prepackaged food from S&M brand without a safety date and maybe a word of warning first.
Always have a safety word. ✅
I’m thankful that I love guacamole. I’d hate to be represented by a condiment I don’t much care for.
Lucky, fuckers made my Jewish ass into treyf
Needs queso
But I hate Tomato
Ugh, no another LGBT, hold the t.
Tomato, tomahto, avacado… we all have our preferences but, dammit, sit down and eat if it looks delicious
TIL I’m bacon
Am I homophobic now because I think guacamole is gross?
I came for the tomato lettuce salad and then somenone put Bacon in it. Who does that???
