No shit. That’s a pretty huge hole for a plane.
If it ain’t AirBus I ain’t going.
That doesn’t quite roll off the tongue the same but still good advice.
How about: “If it’s Boeing I’m not going”. Which makes me sad to say having worked there back in 2017, but it is what it is now…
Yeah… it is pretty sad. I have always heard that even though they took over MacDonald Douglass, in reality it was MacDonald Douglass’s corporate culture that took them over. Moving them from a company focused on engineering to one focused on the bottom line.
Aldebaran’s great okay, Algol’s pretty neat, Betelgeuse’s pretty girls, Will knock you off your feet.
They’ll do anything you like, Real fast and then real slow, But if you have to fly Boeing to get me there, Then I don’t want to go
Alternatively
I took a Boeing home one night, with Ron and Sid and Meg. We died in a preventable crash caused by corporate greed…
Ya know, that doesn’t roll off the tongue either
Also good luck that it didn’t strike the horizontal stabilizer. What an absolute nightmare.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, we have just lost cabin pressure”
