• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      They could be calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend I suppose. Sometimes even small kids do that

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        11 months ago

        Which is still very much learned behavior, often the result of an uncle pestering “So little Jimmy, got a girlfriend yet?”

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          11 months ago

          My daughter has had crushes since kindergarten and absolutely no one has asked her if she “has a boyfriend yet”

          Kids develop crushes. You don’t need to make it weird.

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      11 months ago

      Calm down, I don’t think they’ll be needing “the talk” any time soon, it’s just an internet post for fun.

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          During the pandemic, I decided I needed to be better about supporting local businesses. One of the things I did was switch from Domino’s to a local pizzeria. It seemed about equivalent at the time. After 3 years of this, at a kids birthday party, I had Domino’s. It is absolute trash by comparison.

          However, my kids detect no difference. They also enjoy cardboard like Little Caesars and Cicis. What I’m trying to say is… Kids don’t care, pizza is pizza.

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    11 months ago

    They will, if you have pepperoni when all they got was plain cheese.

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    11 months ago

    This makes me anxious, my kids would absolutely flip both of those pizza boxes and/or stomp on the pizzas with their random limb flailing carelessness

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    2 entire pizzas? No wonder homie got the water.

    I’m sad that’s it’s economically infeasible to be in a relationship.

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      11 months ago

      I’m not entirely sure that I would even be able to eat an entire pizza. Kids are truly built different

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        11 months ago

        I can eat an entire pizza but it’s more sad and disgusting than cute.

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    11 months ago

    Plenty of people would loom at you that way, you just push them away because you’re scared of intamacy/ are full of yourself/ aren’t ready for that. (Delete as appropriate)