Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

  • queermunist she/her
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    Easter was invented by the Council of Nicaea in AD 325

    There were a few hundred years there where Christians probably did celebrate Passover.

    Paul had Passover!

    It’s weird.

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      Religions change and build on prior traditions, yet somehow that fact takes people by surprise every time it seems.

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        It’s hard when your religion is the Truth and the Word, because then people think that means it can’t just change. God does not play dice etc