I can’t wait to completely forget everything about this movie thirty seconds after moving on from this post.

Hollywood has “spend” problem. This seems like a movie that deserves to be lovingly crafted and acted by people who care about the source material and with a relatively low budget so that it is easy to recover the cost and feasible to make more of its kind. Instead, they’re going to make a tech abomination for at least ten times the amount that it will gross.