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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.

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I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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Granted, he’s now molesting your grandma
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  And my grandma is one happy woman, you better believe it.
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    I was hoping she was alive, or else i inadvertently created a necrophile instead.

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