Facelikeapotato to cats@lemmy.world · 10 months agoPeak mankindimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1692arrow-down112
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minus-squareno surprises@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoPet cats until you find the one who will agree to pay your bills.
minus-squareOtome-chan@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agomost cats will only pay for their share of the pet rent. if you can find a sugar kitty you’re pretty lucky.
minus-squareNepenthe@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoCat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She’s such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little removed.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoMy cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.
minus-squareOtome-chan@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoMy joke was about how some apartments charge you “pet rent” if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.
Pet cats until you find the one who will agree to pay your bills.
most cats will only pay for their share of the pet rent. if you can find a sugar kitty you’re pretty lucky.
Cat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She’s such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little removed.
My cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.
My joke was about how some apartments charge you “pet rent” if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.