He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The bartender wants the money up front but the hippie doesn’t have any. So the guy next to him offers to buy, and they start talking and drinking and drinking and talking.

After a while the guy says to the hippie, “come with me to the bathroom and I’ll give you a blow job.”

Suddenly the hippie jumps off his stool, pushes the guy down, and starts kicking the shit out of the guy.

A couple of other patrons grab the hippie and say “what did he say to piss you off so much?”

The hippie says “I don’t know, something about a job”