• umbrella
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    4 months ago

    my pirated movies just become neuronal correlations in my brain too!

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      4 months ago

      Me: “This binary file is merely an approximate mathematical and statistical transform of the complainant’s “Deadpool 3”, your honour. If you care to glance through a few A4 pages of the binary representation of both items, you can clearly see that there is no direct copying involved, thus, no copyright claim can be upheld.”

      Result: $250k fine, two years community service in anti piracy groups.

      NVIDIA: “Each copyrighted work was ingested and a statistical model was generated that leverages that information for our own profit. We have no intention of compensating copyright owners for their information.”

      Result: Oh you! Get out of here, you scamp! Ruffles hair