I intern for a bean counter at a Beanis Factory.
Our job is to identify Fake Beanis (Fauxeanis) that has assidently slipped into circulation.
The Beanis Industry has been plagued by counterfeit Baked Beanis, and that bothers the bosses at Big Beanis.
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure as the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it’s full of beans