• unmagical
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    1 month ago

    Undoubtedly the same shit he’s been peddling for years. His opponent is crooked, evil, and weak and needs to be stopped from amassing a global cabal of strong powerful figures that want nothing but to shut him down but he did nothing wrong anyway and actually he did win and the wall is beautiful and he didn’t rape kids but his running mate couldn’t get off the couch and emails are bad even though he did EXACTLY THE SAME THING and he’s very relevant even though he’s cancelled and he’s announcing that he’ll have an announcement about his health care plan that is coming next week which is praised by Putin, Hulk Hogan, and God.