Gork@lemm.ee to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agoMilitary grade tactical Pizza 🍕files.catbox.moeimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up189arrow-down1imageMilitary grade tactical Pizza 🍕files.catbox.moeGork@lemm.ee to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square8fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCaptainBasculinlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoThis document only specifies pepperoni as an acceptable topping for pizza.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-22 months agoGovernment worker removes pepperoni. Instantly crushed to death by security for use of unauthorized pizza.
minus-squareRentlar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoYou mean the Hellfire R9X pizza cutter will be deployed?
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-22 months agoIf I were a government guy and I cut pizza then maybe! I was literally born next to a hellfire test site. I used to catch bugs there.
This document only specifies pepperoni as an acceptable topping for pizza.
Government worker removes pepperoni. Instantly crushed to death by security for use of unauthorized pizza.
You mean the Hellfire R9X pizza cutter will be deployed?
If I were a government guy and I cut pizza then maybe! I was literally born next to a hellfire test site. I used to catch bugs there.