dactylotheca@suppo.fi to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agoJob interviews be likesuppo.fiimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1587arrow-down14
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minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·5 months agoThis interview is over. Your company failed the basic expectations I have of compensation for work.
minus-squaredactylotheca@suppo.fiOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down2·5 months ago“I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient.”
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-25 months agoUnder heavy consideration, I have decided to decline your offer and ask that you please fuck off.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months ago“Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner.”
What is a polite way to say “f**k off”?
This interview is over. Your company failed the basic expectations I have of compensation for work.
“I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient.”
Under heavy consideration, I have decided to decline your offer and ask that you please fuck off.
“Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner.”