There are so many layers of fuckery here. For instance, 1. Bobonic Paige isn’t a thing, 2. Plague doctors with scythes weren’t superadvanced reptiles spreading poison during the middle ages, 3. The bubonic plague isn’t viral anyways, 4. What the fuck are you taking about???
I love how instead of just saying “[…] if you’re still bisexual”, he decides to describe various homosexual activities in detail.