What’s going on Zucc’s head right now:

Heavy accusations against Facebook detected

Initiating Damage Control Protocol

Downloading corporate jargon word pack....

Starting....

Damage Control: Supercharged

Oh shit! Why didn’t he say that before! I’ll go and create a Facebook account now.

Elbullazul
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Mark Zuckerberg claims water isn’t wet

@ninchuka
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he would probably convince the old fucks in the senate

@sonidobonito
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Ofcourse he is going to say that, so that he can not get a loss in profit

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Kind of interesting, though, that he is doing damage control. The guy hasn’t exactly shied away from telling people that he’s not giving a single fuck about their concerns, so I’m guessing, he is actually concerned for regulations.

Captcha is mandatory.

Hence, avoid the link is mandatory.

@Zerush
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It is not true, Zuckerbot takes great care of his merchandise users

@AgreeableLandscape
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To be fair, Zuckerberg really does care about his users.

Granted, his real users are his advertising clients.

@Zerush
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That are the Facebook users user

@xarvos
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Yep, it’s his useds he doesn’t care about

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