What in the Zardoz?

I bet he can’t sneak into the kitchen in those bubble wrap booties.

Pop pop! Hope no one sees me… bein freaky.

I don’t know why but I find the poses sillier than the clothes

Fun fact: Bubble wrap was originally invented for use as a wallpaper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_wrap

Evidence of delivery photo from UPS driver.

Bubblewrap overknee sox ftw

I like it. It pops.