Itzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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That’s a good start, now bread it with cornmeal and fry it. Corn Candy Corn dog
Trying to make it a first class food felony?
And then dunk it in corn syrup and coat it with fried corn chip pieces.
Corn coated corn dipped corn candy corn dog
uncooked ._.
You mean “unheated”. You can’t buy a hot dog that hasn’t been cooked, at least I’ve never seen one.
Why would you cook something that’s not made of food?
An international tribunal is currently being assembled to try you for war crimes, congratulations.
“Do you hate yourself enough to try this? Congratulations, you may be suicidally depressed!”
I must. Kill.