Honestly surprised no one uses panda in papers
I think it’d be clever to use the calendar animals on rotation but that just leads to a bunch of Rat papers one year and Turtles in another.
People don’t thing of pandas as powerful or threatening
I am just surprized they don’t say super racist shit like ching chong bing bong.
Winnie the Pooh
Defense analyst: Okay…something something Great Wall.
Whenever I see this meme, it always looks like he’s pooped or jizzed his pants.
And
Turtle, Kirin, and Phoenix: are we a joke to you
By nature, kirin abhor the scent of blood, and killing a person near a kirin or even just the sight of blood will greatly weaken it. In severe cases, a kirin may suffer from “blood sickness”, which includes symptoms like fever and vomiting.
They are like dogs barking at the tiger.
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Land of the Rising Sun… China
