• Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      F.U., I’m not taking tRAnSMuTaTiON like some nerd when I have pew-pew on the table.

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      I keep on breaking them practicing scrying so I don’t have to pay for onlyWitches

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        I’d stop buying a new one every month since apperently your onlyWitches consumption is less expensive. Also you support the witches directly and encourage them to make more “content”.

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    See, you should have just worked for the kingdoms magical law enforcement and training division. 40 years of service and the remainder of your loans are forgiven.

    What’s the point of having a 17 intellect if you don’t think?

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      I don’t believe in the magistate, and 40 years is wayyyyy too long to sacrifice in my immortal lifetime. I need economic advice, please, my accountant goblin is not suited to the task

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      17 INT 6 WIS 😎. I’m not here for your society. I want to get rich and delve past the 4th circle of the mind brah. Not work for the man so he can forgive me for the debts he saddled me with in the first place. Or something… Look I didn’t learn how to create energy ex nilho to have to consider my actions.

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    Is… Is this a boomery economic reality denial meme with a wizard? Oh no not 3 dollar toast.

    • Nope, this is a deep meme. Loosely based off of several other memes, with the original being a dude that couldn’t feed his family because he spent 7k a month on candles. And no one could convince him to lower his candle budget.

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    This is secretly a meme about how badly you’re getting ripped off on arcane foci. You don’t need crystal balls AND staves, and you don’t need them monthly. Even if you did, an orb is the most expensive at 20 gp. And who buys a new magic mirror every month?

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    You can use the ol’reliable magical masterclass trick. Go to some nobles and tell them some random stadistic about how much can learning a cantrip help their sons to defend themselves in these hard times.