That’s why I play chess only with cats and dogs and never with a pigeon because it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory. Dogs and cats can’t fly.

Shows as a person getting a vaccine injected into their arm for me on Artemis

Best chess I ever played was when I fired up Yackety Sax out of nowhere and started chessing away with my friend, just saying. I lost the hell out of that game, died laughing.

Put it on the bucket list for real.