Sci-fi comedy predicting the future again.

In other news, travelers have began bottling air themselves, causing bottled air futures contracts to plummet in overnight trading and reach lows not seen since 2009

Great, now President Scroob is going to come and suck it all up

Only those who visit Lake Como can want to buy our souvenir; memories are not bought but lived.

Amazing.

It’s canned in a factory that reeks of old cement and lubrication.