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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    11·
    3 months ago

    This paper presents a revolutionary method for bitcrushing the maglock. Using waterwheels, bumpscocity was measured to be 2,000,000 +/- 62,000 square meters. Results show seductive agreement with theoretical predictions and significant improvement over previous efforts by arch linux user, et al. The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of [BUZZWORD HERE] and may one day help solve the problem of the undemocratization of the US

    Keywords: Blockchain, Cold Fusion, Room Temperature Superconductor

    I had to type all this on mobile, you can call me settings world champion

    “My god the bumpscosity in here is absolutely overwhelming. Two million?! You people have got to be nuts! How can you stand this much bumpscosity?”

    • Wilzax@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      3 months ago

      You’re missing a buzzword between Elon Musk and Social network addiction.

      Which might be a comment on society at large and not just your madlib

  • lolcatnip@reddthat.comEnglish
    5·
    3 months ago

    Why just a sociological concern? The template works just fine for a physics or computer science paper, too!

    • Rednax@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      3 months ago

      Math and physics can also help to solve <Insert popular sociological problem>. So this template works fine as is for math and physics.