- cross-posted to:
- atheistmemes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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“If I don’t sin then Jesus would have died for nothing”
real sentiment from real christians
and look at those suspicious smiles.
i think there may be a gun hidden in this picture somewhere!
Doesn’t that include original sin, which is basically everything anyone in your family ever? So magical hippie dude still dies for something of you don’t sin.
According to be bible, Adam and Eve caused people to be born with the sin of knowledge and Jesus forgives that sin through baptism. Every other sin after that is absolved through confession and penance. Thus we have deathbed confessions, as long as you talk to a priest and say a couple hail marys just before you kick the bucket, you’re all good to be a giant piece of shit for the ~80 years before that!
funny how the people who are most absolutely positively SURE they’re 100% going to heaven are the ones who are the most afraid of literally everything
Every fucking conservative I’ve ever seen. I might be an atheist, but I remember what being a Christian was supposed to be about!
Modern Christians have been the most successful at converting people to atheism.
I like the part in the Bible where Jesus said “do unto others as others have done unto you.”
Do you hate your life but are lazy and a coward about introspection?
Do you hate the potential happiness of others more than helping yourself?
Then the republican party AND its’ churches are perfect for you!Side effects may include being a real prick toward people you don’t like. Especially if they’re marginalized already.
I want to upvote this but it’s currently at 666 so I’ll let it be.
It’s at 706, your time is now.
I’m CIS-theist non-binary trinity, but I identify as a 1994 Honda Accord.
I’ll buy you for 1800
