The real crime is the crust sitting on that moist ass drainboard instead of a plate
The real real crime is that they probably just took this photo for some low effort lulz and then threw the whole thing away.
I don’t understand the scale of this picture. It looks like a cooked lunchables pizza with standard pineapple chunks, but then a whole sink in the background makes it look too big to be that. What kind of pizza is this, is it bigger than I thought, and those huge pieces of pineapple, is that sink tiny?
Looks like a whole pineapple sliced and cut in quaters, about the right size for that.
And the small sink, could be caused by foreshortening.
I’ve seen personal to full-size frozen pizzas that look like this. The sort that’s designed to go in a toaster oven or even the microwave. Usually tastes like soggy cardboard, and is surely a greater crime against food than pineapple toppings are.
Wouldn’t worry, would shrink when baked.
Pizza pineapple. It’s pineapple with pizza.
why not stuff a pineapple with pizza itself? does it kill god? does it change the worlds polarity? does Italy disappear completely?
