My only thought upon seeing this is what an overstimulated eight year old would rattle off the top of their head if you told them to make some wicked awesome homebrew that doesn’t worry about any of that “balance” nonsense. Or actual rules at all really. It’s just a bunch of words that someone overheard D&D players say mixed with attempts of sounding like a fast talking comedian.

Wow, that race is one of the more bloated pieces of kit I’ve read in a while, just from the point of view of empty word count.

Also, only available from level 10 on? Wyrmlings start at CR 1! That’s what? Level 2 or 3?

The BattleZoo people have been focusing on playable dragons lately. They probably have something much less fussy and unwieldy than this.

lancer fandom is leaking.

Still the most glorious piece of homebrew I’ve ever laid my eyes on.

Still haven’t been able to play it because life is a removed.