Is that a snake in your pants or are you exc… It’s a snake.

Just tryin to get these mothafukin snakes on this mothafukin plane.

Oh, so trouser snakes aren’t allowed now? When were they planning on telling the rest of us?

I am sick of these monkey-fighting snakes in my Monday-to-Friday pants!

Going for a classic Snakes on a Plane prank

So my grandpa was a cop down in Missouri- long time bailif, but also a rail cop for Fresco Lines.

One of the guys he remembers coming through as a bailiff… would go to a trout farm (Bennett springs?) and walk around with some monofilament ran down his pants, catch a trout in each leg and walk on out.

It took him a while to get caught.

I’m not sure id want anything that gets nibbly in my pants.

I also enjoyed the quote “Don’t bring a machete to an airport checkpoint”

I didn’t know you weren’t supposed to do that. I will have to leave my snake at home next time, don’t want to be setting any alarms off

Hehe, yeah I got a snake in my pants, hehe

It’s a cottonmouth someone help please but remain calm, hehe

Ssssssssssssup?

Better that what Derek was packing

I would hate to be sitting next to this guy.