even fucking airplanes are enshittifying.

That’s a heavy one. I’m not sure it can fly.

Me, a Boeing whistleblower, in my car after a long day of loving life and exposing a corporations crimes to the public: “PERSONA!!”

Fake news, the bolts used in whistleblower ears were made out of proteins instead of metal alloys, that’s why their brains were sucked out at altitude (onboard a Boeing passenger airliner with the whistleblower sitting in the middle seat and all the doors of the aeroplane suddenly falling off).

Boeing, not going.

Guteral gasp laughs and even a tear on my end lol

*Boeing Whistleblowers brains out