1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene.
Also points are made up and don’t matter
“Darryl. Daaaaarryl!”
It’s okay, he’s a professional athlete. It just rolls off his back.
Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
“We’re talking softballllllll…”
This is the episode where Mr. Burns hires a bunch of ringers to play on the company softball team.
Correct!
“You’re Darryl strawberry” “Yes” “You play right field” “Yes” “I play right field” “Ok” “Are you better than me?” “I don’t know you but, yes”
You don’t know when to keep your mouth shut do you, Saxy boy?
Well Mr. Burns had done it, The power plant had won it, With Roger Clemens clucking all the while, Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness made us smile, While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile…
We’re talkin’ softball… From Maine to San Diego. Talkin’ softball… Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey’s grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We’re talkin’ Homer… Ozzie and the Straw.
Damn the Simpson’s used to be really, really, really good.
Lord Palmerston!