Desantis is truly committed to doing nothing to help Floridians.

It’s crazy how we’ve had minimum wage for 90 years and people are still angry about it. It makes me sad that folks are willing to spend energy trying to prevent others from being paid for their work.

Guys, I have a plan.

1. Throw a huge party for migrants, drag queens, and communists on the border of Georgia and Florida.

2. All the cool people in Florida will come.

3. While they’re there, we can saw Florida off from the contiguous United States, thus allowing it to sink into the ocean along with all the uncool people who live there.

A true man of the people. His Nazi base is pleased I am sure.